Well, the winner is:

Hottest dress by Tami Fraser It was Hot pink rubber, very short and looked fabulous on a very lean physique...yum!

Fattest Award Presenter Valerie Gangi AAAGGGHHHH...about 35 extra lbs on that frame..not a pretty sight...the crowd gasped as she stepped onto the stage...ya shoulda been there to see it....whoa!

Biggest uncut legs by Nancy Lewis. She really needed to do some dieting before this guest posing.her routine was sort of cute but received only polite applause !

Worst Judging Blooper was the Light Heavyweights. 5th Place was by far the winner..the crowd went CRAZY when he was announced 5th...more boos than I have ever heard

Best looking guy with no hair....Shawn Ray....yep, shaved his head and is sporting a blond "gotee".he wear's bald quite nicely, if I may say so myself

Worst guest posing by David Dearth....blasts AC-DC and does the crab wearing cutoff jeans...BOOOOORRRRING!!! I left and went to the bathroom during his stint....

Best poser by a landslide was Marvelous Melvin, also the winner of the Overall. The crowd went nuts as he gyrated, shook, moonwalked and undulated his way through the most entertaining peice of work I've ever seen on a BB stage. What an entertainer!!!! The crowd was literally on their feet half way through his routine. He worked extensively with J.Brown out of LA (ya know, J.Brown Fitness Gear) Wow, it was superb!

Womens overall was Iris somebody from the Heavyweight Division. She also won the Orange County last week. She had incredible symmetry. Imagine a smaller Lynda Murray and you have this women, although Linda is far more attractive (yeah, I know I'll get slammed for that one, but it's true...the women was a bit scary above the neck!) With an incredibly small waist, a great sweep on her quads, cut and shredded and ripped to the max, she was awesome. Definent winner. Lots of boo's for #2 which went to Dawn Brainard in the Heavyweights, Sara Vaughn took third, and don't remember the rest of their names.

We all went to the Cheescake Factory after the show. I got to shmooze with Jo Anne Lee, Sara Vaughn, Michael Christian, Tami Fraser, and so many other big people that I was so inspired, I didn't even have cheesecake!!!! Chicken, asparagus and potato's for this gal.. Yes, Faith, I am going to be lean and mean for your visit!!!

Paul Dillet actually looked pretty good and was with his teeny wife, Nassar looks like a giant and Chris Cormier still makes me drool (sorry guys, that comments for the girls) And yes,I know he's a shmuck, I jsut like to look. Remmeber, I am happily married!!!

It was fun, fun, fun, in Venice as I cruised the boardwalk. It seemed to make the tourists happy to see a real "BB", just like they read about in the magazines. A couple foreigners wanted pictures so it was a good ego boost day! Good thing for me they didn't pop over to Gold's to see the really big people...sheesh! Little did they know!

Tami Fraser is a blast to hang with.hard to keep up being the old married women I am and all....(believe that and I'll sell you some waterfront property in Idaho....)

Last years Cal winner Garret Something, gave out the Overall and he looked huge. I know he's prepping for the USA's in June...Now *that's* gonna be a show!!!

Editor's note: Garret something is Garrett Downing.